Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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