OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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