Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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