Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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