That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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