Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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