In the future we'll all be gay
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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