The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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