We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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