It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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