How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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