Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
