the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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