I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize