So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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