no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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