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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.

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• (323): View more from California

  Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?

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  We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?

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  Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

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• (845): View more from New York

  It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.

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  just thought you should know her name is kristen

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.

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  i'm never eating chinese again.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How was the picnic?

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  We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.

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  Why didn't you put them down?

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  No beer left behind.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  THAT'S NOT NICE

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  NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  How’s your Christmas Eve so far?

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  I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.

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