can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?