did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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