Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So squirting runs in the family.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So much rum. So many feels.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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