sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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