There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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