Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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