life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He kissed a someone with a penis
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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