haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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