i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The uberlube is also flammable
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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