question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
we should paint friendship bongs
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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