So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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