He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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