Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
false alarm, still single
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
