If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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