she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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