All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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