Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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