you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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