imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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