Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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