Sponge bath it is.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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