it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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