you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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