If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
just found out that she named her cat after me.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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