Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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