how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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