I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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