I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
