Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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