She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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