I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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