She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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