So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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