The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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