everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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