Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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