I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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