...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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