All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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