You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I need to calm my uterus...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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