hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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