drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
sex in a hospital.. check
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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