i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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