i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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