You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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